i am pretty sure my mom is drunk right now…
Everybody is probably passing my train right now…
Stuck in hinsdale on the metra. Totally delayed inbound and outbound…terrible day.
The president won’t stop texting me about how excited he is about the sctv show
Yeah i just sent mail to the president and first lady…and lorne michaels
Fbi seems like such a fun place to work. Do you think they’re hiring?
My dry cleaned sweater smells really bad.
Missed my train. Ruh roh.
owl city is the postal service…right?
RT @lizzysabs: i have a new home and it’s so pretty!! (she means brothel)
