February 2010
7 posts
January 2010
145 posts
This coffee tastes like gin. (It is gin.)
yeah benet! RT @diablocody: Just turned in my Oscar nominee ballot. Total flashback to homecoming court elections in the 10th grade.
who is still going to see leno and laughing at his “jokes”?
RT @wwtdd: i still cant believe ‘avatar’ is all set to win ‘best picture’. does anyone actually think that was a good movie? …
wait. what? http://bit.ly/896pNg
RT @JENNIWOWW: “Jwoww is an inspiration to all catholic girls” lmfao
assessing my options and crying myself to sleep. same ol’ same ol’ you know….
…..if only @OfficialAudrina would stop drunk texting me!
CONAN! CONAN! CONAN!
RT @TVGuide: O’Brien: Three Days Away from the Biggest Drinking Binge in History - http://bit.ly/5UQsMr
tell me about it. wednesday night burgers and beer? RT @makos_bott: all i want is a big mac and a couple of beers. #nobigdeal
JUST DO IT! RT @laurenkester: Always get to the last step of booking a flight to SXSW and then talk myself out of it. #Ihatemoney
RT @AinsleyHayes: Congratulations Senator-elect Brown. I can’t imagine what Sam and Josh think. Oh wait, yes I can.
“sorry, we lost our jobs today.”
Worst. Last. Day. Ever.
Digging the new season of 24 but i need some more ali taylor!
Rough morning on last day of my internship.
luke wilson envy RT @BenKahling: So uh, why is Ellen Page doing those cisco ads?
i make a mean bruschetta RT @JessHotMess: i want bruschetta like whoa.
indie shore?? RT @Abbby: Gym Pavement Laundry?
my mom liked “life unexpected” and is hailing it her new monday night show as if she had an original monday night show #marysboldstatements
Renee walker ftw!
I wish that omars brother was jason schwartzman
I wish freddie prinze jr was dressed like fred from scoobie doo #24
But. Um.
I’m pretty sure carl the bartender from HIMYM is the cop whose wife just got shot on 24. Can someone confirm?
i had a dream that @MTVDJPaulyD retweeted me. i have never woken up more disappointed.
Oh my god. What am i eating?
Is that jin from lost on seinfeld?
oh god RT @Carol91186: I got mine! RT @ChrisFranjola Get your tickets for the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Tour it is going to be a fun night.
getting caught up on awards movies….watching julie and julia and considering gouging my eyes out.
i can’t believe this thursday is the jersey shore finale. i’m so lonely.
spot onRT @digg_2000: “Lets not lie, who else’s weekend is exactly like this? [Pic]” - http://digg.com/d21FwDy?t1
it’s 5:30…i’m hungry.
awake….haaachaaa
my favorite part of i hope they serve beer in hell was when tucker looks in a mirror and says “i hope they serve beer in hell” #titularline
hahahaha RT @aj_snyder: The Golden Globes = Junior Varsity
the week is already off to a bad start because a video game just won best picture.
my mom just told me its going to be a good week. she thinks i’m going to get a job. i’ve applied at five dunkin donuts…so fingers crossed.