February 2010
7 posts
January 2010
145 posts
This coffee tastes like gin. (It is gin.)
yeah benet! RT @diablocody: Just turned in my Oscar nominee ballot. Total flashback to homecoming court elections in the 10th grade.
who is still going to see leno and laughing at his “jokes”?
RT @wwtdd: i still cant believe ‘avatar’ is all set to win ‘best picture’. does anyone actually think that was a good movie? …
RT @JENNIWOWW: “Jwoww is an inspiration to all catholic girls” lmfao
assessing my options and crying myself to sleep. same ol’ same ol’ you know….
CONAN! CONAN! CONAN!
wait. what? http://bit.ly/896pNg
…..if only @OfficialAudrina would stop drunk texting me!
tell me about it. wednesday night burgers and beer? RT @makos_bott: all i want is a big mac and a couple of beers. #nobigdeal
RT @TVGuide: O’Brien: Three Days Away from the Biggest Drinking Binge in History - http://bit.ly/5UQsMr
“sorry, we lost our jobs today.”
JUST DO IT! RT @laurenkester: Always get to the last step of booking a flight to SXSW and then talk myself out of it. #Ihatemoney
RT @AinsleyHayes: Congratulations Senator-elect Brown. I can’t imagine what Sam and Josh think. Oh wait, yes I can.
Worst. Last. Day. Ever.
Rough morning on last day of my internship.
Digging the new season of 24 but i need some more ali taylor!
i make a mean bruschetta RT @JessHotMess: i want bruschetta like whoa.
my mom liked “life unexpected” and is hailing it her new monday night show as if she had an original monday night show #marysboldstatements
indie shore?? RT @Abbby: Gym Pavement Laundry?
luke wilson envy RT @BenKahling: So uh, why is Ellen Page doing those cisco ads?
I wish freddie prinze jr was dressed like fred from scoobie doo #24
I wish that omars brother was jason schwartzman
I’m pretty sure carl the bartender from HIMYM is the cop whose wife just got shot on 24. Can someone confirm?
Renee walker ftw!
But. Um.
oh god RT @Carol91186: I got mine! RT @ChrisFranjola Get your tickets for the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Tour it is going to be a fun night.
Oh my god. What am i eating?
Is that jin from lost on seinfeld?
spot onRT @digg_2000: “Lets not lie, who else’s weekend is exactly like this? [Pic]” - http://digg.com/d21FwDy?t1
getting caught up on awards movies….watching julie and julia and considering gouging my eyes out.
i had a dream that @MTVDJPaulyD retweeted me. i have never woken up more disappointed.
i can’t believe this thursday is the jersey shore finale. i’m so lonely.
it’s 5:30…i’m hungry.
awake….haaachaaa
my favorite part of i hope they serve beer in hell was when tucker looks in a mirror and says “i hope they serve beer in hell” #titularline
hahahaha RT @aj_snyder: The Golden Globes = Junior Varsity
my mom just told me its going to be a good week. she thinks i’m going to get a job. i’ve applied at five dunkin donuts…so fingers crossed.
the week is already off to a bad start because a video game just won best picture.